The Clan Behind the Carnage
Quantum Suicide Inc. wasn't built. It survived. Four people who should have logged off hours ago decided to form a clan instead. The name was a joke. The commitment was not.
Origin Story
It started when four morons wanted more people to play games with.
We didn't meet in one place — we collided across several. Bobby and Bincritter have known each other for years. Bobby and DamonischerGeist raided together back in WoW. Damon and Midnight Kerfew met surviving zombies in 7 Days to Die. None of it was planned.
For a while we all just existed in the same Discord server — a joke of a server, really, with no rules and no direction. But somewhere in the chaos, four people with nothing in common except a login screen turned out to actually like playing together.
The old server was mostly degenerates who couldn't be bothered to work as a team. So we left, and built something smaller and meaner on purpose.
We're not a community hub. We're not a Discord with 500 lurkers. We're four veterans — of games, and in some cases, actual military service — who take their games seriously and their guild chat not at all.
The Council
Four people who should probably touch grass. They won't.
DamonischerGeist
IT Guy. Infrastructure. Allegedly Dying Alone.
Works in IT, personally keeps the clan's servers and infrastructure alive. Self-diagnosed 'server ADHD' — a new game every few weeks. Somewhat creative. Allegedly dying alone.
Bobby Valor
The Shower Shark. Don't ask.
Heavy equipment operator, father, husband. Self-appointed RTS authority. Wants the title, not the workload — likes being 'the leader,' just not doing any actual leading. Allegedly can't read, and nobody's been able to disprove it.
Midnight Kerfew
Retired First Sergeant. Still Reporting for Duty.
Retired Air Force First Sergeant. Veteran. A no-life gamer who never really left service — just traded the uniform for a headset and changed battlefields. Midnight Kerfew is the clan's main farmer: always grinding, always stocked, always making sure everyone else has what they need before taking anything for himself. The military didn't leave him. It just got a new mission.
Bincritter
Air Force Vet. Full-Time Student. Bobby's Relative. Explains a Lot.
Air Force veteran, full-time student well into his 50s, and Bobby's actual relative — explains a lot. Plays the diplomat of the council.
What We Stand For
Mastery Over Participation
We don't hand out participation trophies. We hand out constructive criticism and occasionally a second chance.
Small and Deliberate
Quality over quantity. We'd rather have four players who know what they're doing than forty who don't.
Dark Humor Required
If you can't laugh at a wipe, you're in the wrong guild. We've wiped a lot. We've laughed a lot. The wipes are usually related to the Shower Shark.
No Casual Runs
We play to understand the game, not just to finish it. Every run is a learning run. Even the ones that hurt.